...yes that was a reference to the musical genius Kim Zolciac.
I feel the need to preface this post by sincerely and wholeheartedly declaring that this blog is in no way intended to hurt any specific individuals’ feelings or anything mean or hateful like that. Rather, after spending three and a half years on the Mercer campus, there are still mysteries that I need to solve before the culmination of my college experience. For example, why does the UC stop serving breakfast at 10:30 when classes get out at 10:40? Why does it take 5 agonizing hours to register for classes? Why can’t the MerPo just valet my car instead of giving me a ticket, as they probably necessitate the same amount of time and effort (this one is for you, Brittany)?
Since blogging is all the rage right now and I’m a trendy teeny bopper at heart, I’m hopping on this bewailing band wagon. Between now and graduation I will be exploring the obscurities I see, giving my opinions about aforementioned anacoluthon, and proposing solutions (some more plausible and realistic than others). Please feel free to submit questions, and I’ll see what I can come up with.
xoxo
Bianca
Oh, Bianca. :) This is going to be an extremely entertaining blog. Can't wait to read your upcoming posts!
ReplyDeletewhy would "the Mercer University" take away our $20 worth of free printing and then choose to spend $75k on a BEAR STATUE?? riddle me that. can't wait to see what's to come Bink. xoxo
ReplyDeleteWhy do people wear cat ears and cat tails? Why?!?!
ReplyDeleteJennifer- as far as the cat ears question goes, I suppose all the better to hear you with, my dear? And for the tails, I think they maybe misunderstand the "chasing tail" euphemism?
ReplyDeleteIn regards to the question about the free printing, I think that there is some technicality about senior gift donations (but to be technical, the seniors technically could have "donated " free printing instead of a large, intersexual beast). Personally, I think a tanning bed would be a far more appropriate gift (plus it would potentially make the chasing tail euphemism more applicable, as we all know tanning makes the outward appearance so much so flattering).